DAS STRANGE

This is very crafty, and it is very far over the edge. Where next? Just when I think the music and technology geeks are maxed out, here comes the next wave.

DAS FERSCHLUGGENER NUT CASE

This is not music.

The piano has 88 keys which are made up of about 243 wires. There is a science and mathematical discipline in the scale and tuning of a piano, and Sergei Prokofiev had no business being taken seriously by anyone.

But, the world sits in awe of the mad ramblings. They have no idea where the alleged music starts or ends. They only know that someone said Prokofiev is a master composer, and one must try to look serious and attentive when the idiot is performing.

Thus, it is Forte, but it is Forte nonsense.